deathscreenmessages:

greenestlabcoat:

Pedestrian affirmations:


YOU ARE INVINCIBLE


AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU


GOD’S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU


CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

greenestlabcoat was hit by a car.

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loufofbread:

loufofbread:

loufofbread:

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kitten

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man. what on earth.

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ok i flipped it. sorry

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malscare:

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who’s packing me lunch

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theothoracic:

theothoracic:

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Have not stopped thinking about this picture I took of Tansy this morning

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plus cropped and rotated courtesy of one of my discord servers. absolute creature

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ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: MOST EVIL.
DMV: HOSTILE?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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lonestatus:

in tbe mosh pit straight up purring & kneading

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gheycowboyespressokell:

charlesoberonn:

junkbats:

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

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